I like it when you smile showing your teeth. But it doesn't happen often. 

But you like making constipated faces. Which until now, I've no idea why.

And YOU're an even more vain camwhore when compared to me! All the photos are taken by you because you said my arms are short. 

The "why-can't-you-let-me-take-glam-shots-instead-of-having-me-be-stupid-with-you" shots.

It gets increasingly stupid, spastic and UGLY. 

This one below. Is the UlTIMATE. 

I refuse to be ugly and see what he does to me. 

HE USE FORCE!

Grrr, I hate weekend duties.